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CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Votes:	746
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Items Found:	6521
Dimension Hops:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Emeralds Found:	3004	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3666	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!

CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

Conflict, CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, political leaders, president, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

60 days, Astronauts, boeing, Endurance, extended stay, ISS, long duration mission, NASA, no end in sight, orbital journey, Sight, Space, space adventure, space exploration, space mission, space odyssey, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft60, spaceflight, STARLINER

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!