| Players: |
104/800 |
Uptime: |
96% |
| Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: |
1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
4 |
| Dragons Tamed: |
4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
35 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
139 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: |
14 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: |
7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, poland is calling on the EU to, like, stress ties with the U.S. to, like, counter russian ‘disinformation’ or whatever.
but, like, forget about all that political stuff, man. on this server, we have, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane builds. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that, like, laid diamond eggs.
and, like, there’s this secret underground city filled with, like, talking pigs and dancing llamas. only the bravest players can find it, man.
so, like, join this server now and, like, become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. cuz, like, why not?
