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Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Adventure, Atmospheric, BLOCK, Canadian, Challenging, episodic, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, indie, Join, long tail, MAYHEM, Minecraft, narrative, open world, Party, review, Server, story mode, Survival, survival horror, the long dark, video game, Wilderness, worth it

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3489
Crops Grown:	8051	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ores Mined:	9546
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	184	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	82
Emeralds Found:	8470	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8424
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4721	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	21748	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	431
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!