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Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

Action-Adventure, console gaming, current events, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, INAUGURATION, Jensen’s, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Politics, role playing games, second term, smp, strategy games, trump, Trump presidency, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	72
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

Appearance, drummer, drummer girl, drumming abilities, drumming skills, forehead, forehead beauty, forehead criticism, forehead curiosity, forehead features, forehead mysteries, forehead questions, forehead shape, forehead size, forehead uniqueness, huge forehead, Minecraft, Music, musician, percussionist, Server, talent, what is it good for

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Players Killed by Monsters:	2289
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8527
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, knot, Minecraft, Slip, Slipknot Bros Not Like This Metal Music Rock Heavy Metal Band Nu Metal Alternative Metal Iowa Corey Taylor Joey Jordison Jim Root Shawn Crahan Sid Wilson Mick Thomson Craig Jones Paul Gray Chris Fehn, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	4953
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

Consciousness, contemplation, emotions, Existence, existence exploration, existence inquiry, existence pondering, existence questions, existential crisis, existentialism, Identity, introspection, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Reality, self reflection, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

bedframe noise, bedroom noise, disruptive noise, earplugs, headphones, Minecraft, mom’s lover, NEET, noise cancellation, noise reduction, noise suppression, peaceful sleep, quiet environment, Recommendations, sleep accessories, sleep aid, sleep disturbance, sleep solutions, smp, sound blocking, soundproofing, unwanted noise

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!