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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9068 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6023 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
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