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VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	748987
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

bittersweet, Despair, Devastating, emotional, Emotional rollercoaster, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, saddest episode, SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft, sorrowful, tearful, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, unforgettable moments

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	3738	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mines Excavated:	2127	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	135	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern, Archetype Inception, Archetype Inception BB Dubai, Assassin Okita J Sōji, Avenger Xu Fu, bb, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, blocky, C.I.E.L, Costume Dress, Dobrynya Nikitich, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Fuyuki, golden apples, GRAND, karna, Lancer Karna, Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda, Lancer Percival, Main Interlude, Minecraft, Moon Cancer, Moon Cancer Sesshōin Kiara, OC Prologue, Ordeal Call III, Order, pastebin, percival, Rider Bartholomew Roberts, Ruler Artoria Pendragon, Saber Tomoe Gozen, Silver Apples, smp, smpcraft, Summer 2024, tenochtitlan, utility links, Welfare Servant

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	4034
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Farms Harvested:	382	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4852	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved