The community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, and the moderators are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wands.
You can build the most epic castles and pixel art masterpieces, and there’s even a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and spiders.
Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!
Our server is so wild, even your brother calling you a “whore” for having three past relationships will seem like child’s play. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your lack of serious relationships – in fact, we encourage it! Who has time for love when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual relationship that lasts longer than 6 months!
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Never Reset | The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019. |
| No Pay-to-Win | No paid perks that give players an advantage. |
| Resource Worlds | Resource worlds reset monthly. |
| Detail | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Backup | Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy. |
| Server Machine | Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia. |
We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.
Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!
Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.
Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.
So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!
