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CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6909	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	4295

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	219
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Players Killed by Monsters:	4600	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

acceptance, conformity, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, judgement, labeling, Minecraft, personal traits, Personality, prejudice, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, smp, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, StereotypeSteve, stereotyping

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	1204
Mines Excavated:	3645	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

BestieBonkCraft

Best friend boundaries, Best friend confessions, Best friend hookup, Best friend intimacy, Best friend romance, Best friend secrets, Best friend turned lover, BestieBonkCraft, Breaking the friendship barrier, Complicated friendships, crossing the line, Friends becoming more, Friends becoming partners, Friends exploring feelings, Friends navigating new territory., Friends taking a chance, Friends turned lovers, Friends With Benefits, Relationship with best friend, Sleeping with best friend, Unexpected relationships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

TankShellCraft

Attack, Conflict, forces, FRAGMENTS, injured, injures, International, lebanon, Military, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operation, SECURITY, sri lankan, tank shell, TankShellCraft, Unifil, united nations, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	757	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

adolescent development, Adulthood, close circle of friends, Development, Emotional support, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, future well-being, long-term effects, mental health, peer influence, Promotion, Server, Shaping, social acceptance, Social Connections, Social Relationships, study, Teen, teenagers, teens, wellbeing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.