The Akashic Record Only I Can Read Minecraft Servers

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6522	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

costly items, costly possessions, CraftyRiches, expensive acquisitions, expensive assets, expensive belongings, extravagant goods, extravagant items, extravagant possessions, high-end items, high-end purchases, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury possessions, luxury purchases, Minecraft, most expensive item, smp, valuable acquisitions, valuable assets, valuable belongings, valuable items, valuable possessions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchantments Applied:	136	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

bad job experience, CraftingNightmare, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job stress, terrible work experience, unpleasant work tasks, worst job, worst job boss, worst job conditions, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job hours, worst job interview, worst job pay, worst job stories, worst work environment, WorstJobEver

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mines Excavated:	2660
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	165
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Animals Bred:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	168
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	6072	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!