#thatmusthurt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

Awaits, Bridges, Chaos, civilized society, Communication, Community Resources, Disaster, economic impact, Economy, essential services, functioning roads, government services, Infrastructure, Libraries, Minecraft, modern society, postal service, public facilities, public services, public welfare, smp, societal development, societal needs, societal progress, Transportation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

Angry, Crafty, criticism, deceptive, Disappointed, Displeased, dissatisfied, false advertising, Feedback, Frustrated, furious, Harsh, Minecraft, misleading title, NEGATIVE, OUTRAGED, RAGE, review, scathing, Server, UNFAIR, Unhappy, Upset, Writing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, controversy, Disappointment, fanbase, Japan, jojo, Jojo hype, Jojo Part 7, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, part, part 6, smp, streaming, western audience

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brat, Campaign, Candidate, Competition, democratic party, Disappointment, election, kamala, kamala harris, KamalaKultists, Kultists, leadership, margin, Minecraft, national poll, Politics, polling, Results, Server, strategy, Support, Victory, Voting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	7338	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2890
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3354	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	73
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Potions Brewed:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragons Tamed:	6

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	4855	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!