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DestinationCraftUS

booked flights, brother’s request, destination wedding, DestinationCraftUS, dream venue, due date conflict, family conflicts, family drama, greece, guest inconvenience, international wedding, last minute changes, losing money, non-refundable deposits, pregnant girlfriend, selfish accusations, small reception, venue reservation, wedding cancellation, wedding planning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5812

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can create your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky in-laws or pregnant girlfriends. Plus, you won’t have to worry about losing money on non-refundable deposits – because everything in Minecraft is free!

Join now and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a Greek wedding when you can have a blocky celebration with all your friends from around the world? Build your dream venue, invite your guests, and let the virtual festivities begin! No family drama allowed, only fun and blocks for days.

HatedVeggiesLuvSMP

acquired taste, Adulthood, Childhood, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, dairy, Evolution, flavor, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvSMP, maturation, Meals, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, spices, taste buds, transformation, VEGETABLES

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8719	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Remember that food you used to hate as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your least favorite foods into your new favorite! Join us and watch as your taste buds do a complete 180 and suddenly you can’t get enough of brussels sprouts and liver!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will only reveal its location to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, and who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for foods you never thought you’d enjoy!

FinaleCraft 10/10

10/10, best finale, epic finale, favorite TV show, Finale, FinaleCraft, must-watch finale, Television Show, top TV show, TV series, tv show, TV show discussion, TV show ending, TV show finale, TV show finale debate, TV show finale list, TV show finale question, TV show finale ranking, TV show rating, TV show recommendation, TV Show review

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4885
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat just like the finale of your favorite TV show? Look no further! Our server’s finale is so epic, it’s been rated 10/10 by all the creepers and zombies in the neighborhood. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more explosions than a TNT-filled minecart. Who needs TV when you can experience the ultimate showdown between players and mobs in our action-packed world? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FuelFiascoCraft

10. Transportation, 11. Crisis, 12. conflict, 13. International Relations, 14. Security, 15. Maritime, 16. Tensions, 17. War, 18. Eastern Europe, 19. Geopolitics, 2. Fuel, 20. News., 3. Russian, 4. Kavkaz, 5. Port, 6. Ukrainian, 7. Missile, 8. Attack, 9. Incident, ferry, FuelFiascoCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a russian ferry loaded with fuel in the kavkaz port! our server is so lit, even ukrainian missiles can’t resist!

build your own base and watch it get blown up by crazy players who are more unpredictable than a missile strike! join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is our server. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it).

so what are you waiting for? hop on board this wild ride and let’s see if you can survive the madness of our minecraft server!

SkinnyDippersMC

body acceptance, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Exercise, fat acceptance, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, mental health, naturalism, Nudism, NUDIST, nutrition, Physical fitness, self love, self-confidence, SkinnyDippersMC, weight management

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

join our minecraft server and be a nudist! forget about armor and clothes, embrace your pixelated body and show off your blocky assets to everyone!

who needs diamonds when you can flaunt your pixel booty while mining for resources? plus, with everyone being nudists, you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a sea of armor-clad players again.

get fit and healthy by running around in your birthday suit, because let’s be real, you can’t hide that extra block of fat when you’re butt naked. join us and experience the ultimate freedom of being a nudist in the world of minecraft!

BlockBabes Minecraft Server

Accountability, actions, Behavior, BlockBabes, Character, consequences, Decision making, discipline, empowerment, Ethics, female, growth, Integrity, Minecraft, moral compass, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, Server, VALUES, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being griefed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, women are held accountable for their behavior! That’s right, if a witch tries to cast a spell on you, she’ll have to face the consequences. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and adds an extra level of challenge to the game.

Join us for epic battles against evil sorceresses, mischievous fairies, and even the occasional rogue princess. And who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with a powerful enchantress to take down a dragon or two.

So come on over to our server and experience a whole new level of excitement in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, the ladies play by their own rules!

OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

24 years of hurt, 33 years of hurt, 35 years of hurt, 55 years of hurt, 55YearsOfHurt, baseball, Basketball, fifty-five years of hurt, football, Hockey, OldManCraft, smp, thirty-five years of hurt, thirty-three years of hurt, twenty-four years of hurt

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

MommaMinecraftServer

argument with husband, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couples, Cultural differences, Decision making, digital nomads, family, Marriage, MommaMinecraftServer, mother-in-law, relationships, Respect, travel, Travel Planning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unexpected in-laws invading your personal space? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is free from meddling mother-in-laws and passive-aggressive partners. Build your dream house without worrying about surprise guests ruining your vibe. Plus, if things get heated, you can always block them in-game! Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and start building your perfect escape from family chaos!

HateCraft: Family Edition

anger, Apology, Attention, Birthday, brother-in-law, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, Edition, family, family dynamics, family tension, HateCraft, judgment, Manipulation, neglect, Niece, parenting, relationship issues, Resentment, sister

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and passive-aggressive comments!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good soap opera storyline. Just like the OP’s brother-in-law, you’ll find yourself in the middle of juicy drama that will keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, questionable parenting choices, and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a love triangle or two! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be the star of your very own Minecraft soap opera. See you on the server!

NoKarensPlz – Minecraft SMP

baby name trends, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conventions, baby naming culture, baby naming mistakes, baby naming rules, baby naming taboos, baby naming tips, baby naming traditions, child names, Minecraft, names to avoid, Naming, naming etiquette, naming trends, NoKarensPlz, parenting, smp, taboo names, unique baby names, unpopular names

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5871	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1155	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!