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The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crops Grown:	8489	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	5361
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9456	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	928828
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!