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BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

amour, ANECDOTES, BaguetteCraft, Bonjour, couples, emotions, experiences, Exs, francais, françaises, France, Humour, madness, merde, meufs, Minecraft, oui, partage, Passion, putain, relations, Secrets, témoignages, VIE, vivre

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	146
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Frieren

A, action, Adventure, Adventures, BETRAYAL, blocky, Character development, dark past, destiny, Emotional journey, Epic battles, FANTASY, friendship, frieren, Hidden Secrets, Magic, Manga, McBlockface, Mystery, power struggle, Redemption, strong female lead, Supernatural, which one

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

PastaCraft: Where Minecraft meets Italian cuisine!

authentic, best, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, discovery, Espresso, Flavors, food products, Gastronomy, gelato, Gourmet, Italian, italian food, Mediterranean, meets, Minecraft, olive oil, pasta, PastaCraft, pizza, tradition, truffles, wine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Italian food adventure! We have virtual pasta that never gets overcooked, pizza that magically replenishes itself, and gelato that never melts (unless you want it to because who doesn’t love a good gelato mess?!).

Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨

MythicalMinecraftMadness

Adventure, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Metafiction, morrowind, myth-making, MythicalMinecraftMadness, Mythological, Mythos, open world, Parody, post-modern, role playing, RPG, satire, simulation, storytelling, video game, Writing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	6742	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

Blocky Drama Queens

annoyance, Assertiveness, blocky, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Frustration, interpersonal relationships, mental health, mindfulness, patience, personal boundaries, QUEENS, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, social anxiety, Social Skills, Stress Management, understanding others

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	201	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!

Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

AniManga, Author, club, CREEPERS, cry, Demons, diverse party makeup, Explanation, Fight, Fly, frieren, Frierens, mages, magic user, magical combat, Medieval Fantasy, Mountains, peak human body, physical combat, priests, relationships, series, Steves, swordsmen, unarmored body, Warriors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	6249
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

Ancestry, Assumptions, Background, Borscht, confusion, cultural background, eastern european, ethnicity, European, family history, heritage, Identity, immigration, menu, Nationality, Origins, pierogi, Polish, PolishRussianCraft, Questioning, Russian, slavic, Stereotypes, Youll

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

brand, British, celtic, comparison, culture, Differences, Diversity, English, heritage, History, Identity, Language, Minecraft, MVPS, Nationality, Perception, real, SheepishCraft, Similarities, society, Stereotypes, uk, Walmart, welsh

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

activism, advocacy, border control, CHANGE, citizenship, community involvement, CREEPERS, cultural integration, Diversity, DRIVE, Drive by, empowerment, equality, immigration, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, Mexicans, pixelated, policy reform, POTHOLES, shitty, shitty truck, social responsibility, Trucks, Unity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	1004	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!