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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

Abraham, Adamic, America, beast of the field, BIBLE, biblical prophecy, Chosen, chosen people, descendant, Diggin, EDOMITE-CAANANITE, Embrace, Embrace your roots, isaac, jacob, Messiah, Minecraft, pixelated, reclaim destiny, Roots, Server, theocracy, unadulterated, unmixed, White Americans, White Man

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mines Excavated:	3291
Towns Built:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkvasion, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Adventures, authentic food, budget-friendly shopping, bus ride, Buscraft, cost-effective shopping, delicious snacks, Destination, Epic, food cravings, Foodie Adventures, Fun, gourmet treats, grocery haul, hilarious, in-person shopping, indulgent treats, italian grocery store, Join, Journey, local gems, local shopping, satisfaction guaranteed, Shenanigans, snack hunting, specialty foods, travel for food, unique finds, worth the trip

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

Anime, discussion, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, first episode, forum, Gay, japanese animation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, love, love story, Minecraft, opinion, reaction, review, romance, Sasayaku You ni Koi wo Utau, series, slice of life, songs, tv show, whispering

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

Appointment, bandaid, Checkups, Community, DOCTORS, free, Fun, Gaming, Google Forms, health, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, online form, roblox, roblox doctors, Server, Technology, Trust, video game, virtual checkup, well trained

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7740
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

activism, Black, Black Lives Matter, black man, blocky, civil rights, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, handle, Heat, INEQUALITY, injustice, Mania, Marginalized, Minority, Oppression, prejudice, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, Struggle, Suffering, systemic racism, West

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8686	Love Letters Sent:	18
New Chunks Explored:	731439	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

4chan, 58388587, Access, Adventure, Benefits, Biz, blocky, Community, Crafty, Digital, dreams, Entertainment, exclusive, forum, Hope, internet, MEMBERSHIP, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Premium accounts, privacy, Ready, social media, subscription, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	9054	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	98
Animals Bred:	114	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

answer, biggest job, bling, blocky, CREEPERS, Job, Kojima, Moshi moshi, on it, Phone, phone rings, Server, STOP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

Accountability, arent, atrocities, Civilizations, Conflict, consequences, Destruction, ethical implications, foreign embassy, Genocide, genocide awareness, genocide denial, Genocraft, global justice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, international law, Justice, moral responsibility, Safe, social justice, violence, virtual, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!