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TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4246	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	3504	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	779	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	299	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5495	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Items Found:	6703	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

MineCraftU?

acquiring new talents, broadening skills, Continuous Improvement, Curiosity, discovering passions, education, educational aspirations., enhancing abilities, expanding horizons, Exploration, knowledge acquisition, lifelong learning, mastering a craft, minecraftu, personal growth, pursuing interests, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill development, Something New, Unlocking potential

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Items Found:	6697
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

+18, Active players, Adults, Anti-Xray, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, Discord, Economy, Enderman, hermit-craft style, HermitCrafters, home, iso, Item Frames, Minecraft, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, PRETEND, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

ISO SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/pieslice/">Minecraft Server</a>

ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
Chest Locking	Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads in the game
Death Chest	Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
Vein-Miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
/home Command	Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
Shops with Custom Economy	Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
Anti-Xray	Prevents cheating with xray mods
Server Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
No Creeper Block Damage	Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
No Enderman Block Picking	Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

Q: What is the /home command used for?

A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.