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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5203 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2626 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.