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KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchantments Applied:	271	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8535
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

Adventures, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Cinema, Dungeons, Edition, Epic, Expansions, FANTASY, Gaming Community, general, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Old thread, online gaming, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5923	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	701	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, Babysitting, baking, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CookieCraft, COOKIES, DÍL, emotional reaction, family dynamics, grandkids, Healthy Eating, homemade, Junk Food, Minecraft, organic, parenting, processed foods, Server, sweet treats

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bake virtual cookies that are so delicious, even the health-conscious DIL (Emily) would want to throw them away! Join us for some sweet treats and crazy family drama that will make you question your own baking skills. Who needs real cookies when you can have pixelated ones that won’t get thrown in the trash? Plus, we promise not to judge your baking choices, no matter how unhealthy they may be! So come on over and let’s bake up a storm together – just make sure to hide your cookies from Emily!

HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer

aita, angry wife, baked chicken wings, cooking mishap, destroying dinner, dinner disaster, dinner ruined, emergency response, fire extinguisher, fire prevention, fire safety, house fire, household accident, HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer, kitchen chaos, kitchen disaster, marital conflict, mealtime mishap, raging fire, saving our house, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	269522	Players Killed by Monsters:	2451
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you!

MineCraftyMakeover

attractiveness tips, Body language, communication skills, confidence building, Fashion tips, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, MineCraftyMakeover, outer beauty, personal development, personal grooming, positive mindset, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, self-confidence, self-improvement techniques, Skincare Routine, Social Skills, ways to become more attractive

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Villages Defended:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob with zero style points? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll level up your attractiveness in no time!

Join us and you’ll be strutting around in the latest pixelated fashion trends, turning heads with your diamond-studded armor and enchanted accessories. Our virtual catwalk is the place to be seen, and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the more attractive you become on our server, the more luck you’ll have in finding rare loot and uncovering hidden treasures. It’s like the Minecraft universe is rewarding you for being fabulous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in all of blocky land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCopterCrash

air transportation, aircraft malfunction, aviation accident, aviation safety, cause revealed, CraftyCopterCrash, crash investigation, Ebrahim Raisi, fatal crash, government official, helicopter crash, investigation, iran, Iranian president, MIDDLE EAST, national tragedy, News Update, political leader, presidential helicopter, tragic incident, tragic loss

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Potions Brewed:	86	Animals Bred:	103
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, you wanna know why you should join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.

but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.

so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft

air pollution, air quality, environmental health, gestational diabetes mellitus, health outcomes, Health research, long-term effects, maternal diabetes, maternal health, NH4+, NO3−, om., PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft, PM2.5 exposure, pollutant exposure, pregnancy complications, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, public health, research study, risk factors

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we build houses out of PM2.5 and mine for NO3- and NH4+ to fight off the evil gestational diabetes mellitus monsters! with a 20% increased risk of fun and adventure, you’ll never want to leave this crazy world. come join us and let’s get mining!

🌷 Elysian SMP: So Vanilla, even the creepers are on a diet! Season 8!

#addons, 16+, Accepted, anarchy server, apply, apply fast, armor, bedrock realm, Builds, Creative, CREEPERS, diet, Elysian, Elysian Gallery, Elysian SMP, Food, Friends, Gifts, Help, Magic, Minecraft, Realms, Season, server hosting, smp, Story, talented minds, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	116	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Elysian Gallery Minecraft Server

🌷Elysian Gallery hosts a Minecraft bedrock realm for the creative and talented minds out there! This is not an anarchy server, so behave yourself!!🌻ㅤ ♡

⁺ 16+ Only!

⁺ w/ addons! (armor, food, magic, etc.)

⁺ we just started, so you won’t be behind!

⁺ very welcoming! we’d love to give you gifts and help you get started.

⁺ Make beautiful builds, create a story, and make friends with us here!

₍ᐢ. ̯ .ᐢ₎+ This realm is hosted in a server. You must apply and be accepted (it’s fast dw) before being in the realm. Thanks :}

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players of all ages?	No, this server is for players aged 16 and older.
What addons are available on the server?	Addons for armor, food, magic, and more are available.
How can I join the realm?	You must apply and be accepted before being able to join the realm.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, this is not an anarchy server so griefing is not allowed.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, players are expected to behave themselves and respect others on the server.