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Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	382
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	209	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	1367
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	8914	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3567	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).