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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$2.5 Billion, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, Fresh, military aid, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3969
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out $2.5 billion in fresh military aid to all players! that’s right, you can now defend your blocky creations with tanks, fighter jets, and even nuclear submarines!

imagine the chaos as you and your friends battle it out in epic pvp battles with military-grade weapons and vehicles. build your own army and conquer the server with sheer firepower and strategy.

but be careful, because the admins are always watching and ready to drop a tactical nuke on anyone who gets too out of hand. so join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Animal Behavior, Behavior, Binge, binge drinking, DRINKERS, estrogen, estrogen levels, Females, gender differences, hormonal changes, hormones, Mice, neuroscience, Preclinical study, research, rodent models, scientific study, sex differences, substance abuse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is like, totally lit! We got mice dat drinkin’ alcohol like it’s nobodies business cuz of some crazy estrogen surges! Like, who knew estrogen could make u wanna binge drink, amirite? Join dis server for a wild time, where u can drink like a mouse and build like a pro. It’s gonna be a estrogen-fueled party up in here, so come join da fun! Let’s get drunk and build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? #estrogenparty #minecraftmadness 🐭🍹🔨

TYLER-PLUS-CEPBEP Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, banner, CEPBEP, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, plus, Rating, Server, server banner, Tyler, width

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

The owner of the server “TYLER-PLUS-CEPBEP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MrDomurs.aternos.me:14763

Middle earth Realms

bad builder, BUILD, build help, building, Earth, Fan, Help, Hobbit, huge fan, Join, Lotr, Map, middle, middle earth, Minecraft, player, Realm, Realms, seeking, Server, Switch, switch player, username

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mines Excavated:	2048
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Middle Earth Minecraft Server

Overview:	Join our Middle Earth realm and explore the vast landscapes from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can players on Switch join the server?	Unfortunately, players on Switch cannot join external servers. However, you may be able to join a realm if someone has one.
Is there a realm of Middle Earth available to join?	We do not currently have a realm available, but you may be able to find one through other players or Minecraft communities.
Can players help build Middle Earth in the server?	We welcome builders of all skill levels to contribute to the server. You can join in and help create the magical world of Middle Earth!

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3288	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	609253	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?