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Redstone Revolution

CASUALTIES, casualties in war, Conflict, Dead, Meat Grinder, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russia’s casualties, Russia’s military, Russia’s war, Russian casualties, Russian conflict, Russian volunteers, Russian war dead, volunteer casualties, Volunteers, War, war casualties, war volunteers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	2864	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

brain axis, brain health, Connection, Crafty, depression, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutBrain, holistic health, literature review, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, probiotics, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, Psychobiotics, serotonin

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

Beeper, Buzz, Conflict, covert operation, Defense, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, movies, national security, Operation Beeper, PARANOIA, PRESSURE, Propaganda, Server, strategy, success, Surveillance, Terrorism, Victory

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6237
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

7:40PM AEST, AFL, AFL finals, afl highlights, AFL match, AFL prelim final, afl.com.au, Australian Football League, Edition, FINAL, FINALS, football, live sports, Minecraft, Port Adelaide, prelim, prelim final, scg, smp, sports, sports event, SYD vs PA, Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney Swans, thursday night football

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magic Items Found:	2882	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday mishap, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday surprise gone wrong, birthday tradition, family conflict, family dynamics, family prank, family tradition, Minecraft, prank, Server, sibling bond, sibling prank, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, whipped cream, whipped cream mishap, whipped cream prank, whipped cream prank gone wrong, WhippedCreamPrankster

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

RegretfulReject

Asshole, better person, cufflinks, Decline, dm, Earrings, Estate, ethnic background, Fallout, Grandma, Inheritance, instagram, jewelry, jewelry casting, metal smithing, mutual friends, offer, recast, RegretfulReject, Request, social media

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	8203	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zombie Dances:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	9
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4059

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

MinecraftManiaTV

Addictive, award winning, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, critically acclaimed, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, MinecraftManiaTV, must see, must watch, Popular, Recommendation, series, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, top rated, trending, tv show

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

2024.., Edition, Fake, fake news, group, Hit and Run, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2024, microsoft, News, Propaganda, russia, us elections

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Votes:	639
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Potions Brewed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

Ancestor, bat coronavirus, common ancestor, CoV2, COVID-19 origins, disease investigation, epidemiology, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, genetic similarities, Global, global common ancestor, Huanan market, infectious diseases, market, match, pandemic origins, public health crisis, SARS-CoV-2, viral evolution, viral research, viral spread, virus origins, Wuhan outbreak, zoonotic transmission

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!