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DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Votes:	1738
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	230
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	199	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!