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LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	3407	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	680846
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	260
Towns Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!