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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
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imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”
not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.
so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!
