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Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Dragon Eggs Found:	7307	Runes Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	118	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4108

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

Coffin Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	705
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4856
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mysterious Coffin of Andy and Leyley, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!

Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.

And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we protect the Veil from creepers and zombies trying to invade from the Fade! Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, all while discussing the latest Dragon Age gossip.

Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.

Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	647
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRZ1.SKYBARS.ME

MineCraft Server: Girl Power!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Void Gems Collected:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of feeling disconnected and unloved in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of love, laughter, and blocky adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life woes.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	917	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!