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FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2534	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

BETRAYAL, Caucasians, Country, Crafty, cuck, cucks, death, Dedication, DEFEND, Fight, Goyim, Jews, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, obedience, patriotism, Population, rule, sacrifice, Selflessness, Wars, work, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

HonkaiCraft – The Ultimate Block-Breaking Adventure!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	3569
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Honkai Impact 3rd madness and mayhem. But before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ because it’s probably already answered there.

Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.

Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!

Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos

art, Chaos, crafting community, Crafts, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Crochet, design, diy, embroidery, fiber arts, Handmade, handmade gifts, hobby, inspiration, knitting, McLaughingtons, Project, quilting, Sewing, textile art, Thread

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds! Are you tired of the same old boring builds on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Boruto’s Blue Vortex Adventure

Adventure, Anime, battle, Blue, Blue Vortex, Boruto, Borutos, dad, ino, Jutsu, kill, Manga, Naruto, Ninjutsu, Opponents, possess, sacrifice, Sand Ninjas, shikamaru, Shinobi, Sound Ninjas, strategy, two, vortex

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, even possessing your opponents and killing yourself like Ino’s dad did against sand and sound ninjas!

Join us for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe, where you can literally do anything your heart desires. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even tame a dragon and fly through the skies like a boss.

But the real question is, why didn’t Ino possess her opponents and kill herself? Maybe she just needed to join our server to learn some new tricks and unleash her full potential. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and craziness that awaits you on our unforgettable Minecraft server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads and Bedrock: Where Minecraft and Stereotypes Collide

activism, Awareness, bedrock, Bigotry, Blockheads, collide, discrimination, Diversity, education, hate, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Justice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism, this is why you’re racist, White Supremacy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6607
Potions Brewed:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Farms Harvested:	538	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unintentional racism!

Our server is so racist that even the creepers are discriminated against! But don’t worry, we provide equal opportunities for all mobs to blow up your creations.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being judged solely based on your block placement skills. Who needs diversity when you can have a server full of identical dirt houses?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special colonizer roleplay event where you can conquer new lands and spread your problematic ideologies!

So come on down to our problematic paradise and see for yourself why you’re racist! Join now and receive a free ban for every microaggression you commit!

IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1375
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!

VocaloidCraft: Where Creeper Meets Miku

Community, covers, creativity, creeper, Digital, Fandom, internet, japanese, meets, Miku, Music, Technology, trends, viral, vocaloid, vocaloid community, vocaloid covers, vocaloid culture, vocaloid fandom, vocaloid music, vocaloid technology, vocaloid trends, vocaloid viral, VocaloidCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vocaloid covers never stop! Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Hatsune Miku serenade you with her latest hit. Join us for non-stop music and mayhem in a world where creepers dance to the beat and Endermen harmonize in perfect pitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their best vocaloid impressions and compete for the title of Minecraft Idol. Will you be the next virtual superstar?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique, come join us for a musical adventure like no other. Who knew building blocks could be so groovy?

Ragecraft: Where Progress Goes to Die

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Animals Bred:	124
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of losing all your progress on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about a chance to meet the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a karaoke singer?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most EPIC adventures of your Minecraft life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and never have to worry about losing progress again!

BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!