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WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

CraftyGonzalez, Democracy, democracy in Venezuela, democratic process, election results, electoral victory, foreign policy, González, Government, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, opposition candidate, political recognition, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, winner

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Alien Abductions:	0

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6725	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7640	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9175	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5038
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

achieving dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, desire, dream big, dreams, goal-setting, goals, hopes, law of attraction, longing, make a wish, MANIFESTING, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Visualization, wish fulfillment, wish list, WishCraftMC, wishes come true

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	834
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	1294	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!