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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7613 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8472 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4211 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.
So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
