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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1469
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Items Found:	7593	Farms Harvested:	565
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5858	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Emeralds Found:	6756
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	1091
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mines Excavated:	4944	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	137
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!