New Minecraft Servers 2025

surrealistic Minecraft Servers

surrealistic Minecraft Servers

  • Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2712
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

    Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

    Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7219
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Votes: 2539
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 994642

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

    New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

    PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8736
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

    TinyJoy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1877
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPantyPop

    PixelPantyPop
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2713
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

    Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6654
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    World of Elak

    Version: java 1.20.1

    Features:

    Survival Gameplay Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
    Economy Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

    Discord

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can find the server information in our Discord server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I create my own tribe? Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
    Are there any in-game events? We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7423
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

    Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 915
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

    MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9037
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DroNeRusCraft

    DroNeRusCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 560
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Crops Grown: 1448 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 285 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
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