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DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	5138

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ores Mined:	7356
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	3532
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	6385
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!