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$6 every 10 minutes, apexmc, Claim Land, commands, Day, Discord, Economy, endless adventures, Java 1.20.6, join now, Minecraft, night, No Phantoms, No Resets, ONLINE, Online Map, optimal gameplay, Server, Shop, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3246

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Build freely with no resets — the server is always online! Enjoy commands like /day and /night. Earn $6 every 10 minutes and explore our /shop. Powered by Java 1.20.6 for optimal gameplay. Join us for endless adventures! look at our online Map Here §bWelcome to the Server morefun.apexmc.co §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, survival, No Phantoms,

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85.190.166.133

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Active, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, female, Friendly, Friendly staff, Fun, Girl Power, girls only, Minecraft, Mini Games, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	182	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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☀️ Shaded SMP: “Where lobsters hate being used as pots and gear is so custom, it comes with a user manual” 🦞📚

1.20, Auctions, Community Events, Custom, Custom Gear, Discord, Economy, Events, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, hate, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, lobsters, manual, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Pots, Quests, Shaded, Shops, Skills, smp, twitter, User, Vote, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Overview:

Welcome to Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024! Join our friendly and active community for a classic and immersive gameplay experience. Enjoy features like land claiming, custom gear, economy, quests, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that allows players from both versions to play together.
How can I protect my creations and belongings on Shaded?	You can use land claiming and grief prevention features to protect your builds.
What special features does Shaded offer?	Shaded offers custom gear, skills, economy, shops, auctions, quests, events, and weekly challenges.
How can I enhance my gameplay on Shaded?	You can earn free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks to show off your status and improve your gaming experience.
Is there a dedicated staff team on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anons, APPEAL, Beloved, charisma, Charm, description, DORK, Epic, Fan, Favorite, final challenge, Idol, idolize, Individuality, inspiration, Minecraft, Oshi, Personality, Role Model, Server, Special, talent, Unique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all the cool kids in town!

Join us and embark on epic adventures through pixelated landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fearsome mobs with your trusty sword. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves to the beat of Creeper music.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a mysterious oshi who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. She may not look like your typical hero, but trust us, she’s got some serious skills that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because on this server, the only rule is to have a good time!

GirlyGamerz Minecraft Server

Behavior, binge watching, consequences, effects, Entertainment, gender representation, Gender Roles, girlie entertainment, GirlyGamerz, habits, Impact, Lifestyle, long-term effects, Media influence, Minecraft, movies, Psychological, Server, socialization, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, viewing habits

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where watching girlie entertainment for several months straight has transformed our players into the ultimate warriors of fashion and sass! Join us and unleash your inner diva as you conquer the pixelated world with your fabulousness.

But beware, the power of girlie entertainment has also attracted some unexpected visitors to our server. Rumor has it that a group of evil fashion critics have taken over a nearby village, spreading bad vibes and terrible fashion sense wherever they go. It’s up to you and your stylish comrades to defeat them and restore peace and glamor to the land.

So come on, darling, grab your pickaxe and your most fabulous outfit, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knew that watching girlie entertainment could lead to such epicness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today and let your inner fashionista shine!

ChunkySlim Minecraft Server

balanced diet, childhood obesity, ChunkySlim, dieting, dieting twins, family diet, family health, family meals, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, Identical Twins, Minecraft, obese twins, obesity, overweight, physical activities, Server, sibling rivalry, skinny twins, weight concerns, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with weight issues in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where weight is not a problem at all! Our server is a magical place where everyone can eat as many virtual cakes as they want without gaining a pound.

Join us and meet our two virtual twins, Megan and Alana, who are living their best lives without any weight concerns. Megan can eat all the pixelated cookies she desires, while Alana can run around and play without worrying about diet restrictions.

We have virtual swimming pools, bike riding adventures, and trampoline parks for everyone to enjoy. No need to cut back on sugar or junk food here – indulge in all the virtual treats you can imagine!

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life weight worries behind. It’s a weightless world of fun and games, where the only thing heavy is the laughter!

Momma’s Minecraft Therapy

anger, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, Dance, Family Therapy, healing, letter, love, milestone, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Outsider, parents, rejection, relationship, stepmother, Support, Tension, Therapy, TOXIC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Farms Harvested:	475
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tension of stepmothers and dance recitals. Our community is so chill, even the creepers are relaxed. Plus, we have therapy sessions where we discuss important issues like whether to bring a letter from a deceased loved one into the mix. Who needs family drama when you can have block-building fun? Join now and leave the real world behind!

PunchCraft Minecraft Server – Fight Like a Pro in 5!

Adrenaline Rush, combat instincts, Combat Training, defense strategies, emergency situations, Fight, fight back, fight or flight response, Fighting Techniques, Fist Fight, hand to hand combat, Martial Arts, Minecraft, personal safety, physical confrontation, PRO, protect yourself, PunchCraft, Quick Thinking, react quickly, self defense, Server, stay calm, street fight, survival skills

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of getting pummeled in fist fights in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer expert training in the fundamentals of fighting in just 5 minutes. Our instructors will teach you how to throw the perfect punch, dodge like a pro, and even land a knockout blow with a block of dirt. Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft brawler! Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of your fists?

CraftyCheatCodes

Cheat Codes, CraftyCheatCodes, Efficiency Tips, game changer, Hacks, hidden tricks, insider knowledge, life hacks, life improvement, life tips, productivity hacks, productivity tips, Real Life, Secrets, shortcuts, strategies, success tips, tips and tricks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4901	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a mere mortal? Join our server and unlock the ultimate cheat codes for real life! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to have infinite diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft fantasies in real life!

AirportTourMCServer

air cargo center, airport security, airport tour, AirportTourMCServer, arms control, cargo inspection, Conflict, denial, denial of entry, Government, hezbollah, inspection, international relations, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, transparency, weapons stockpile

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!