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BlockWarsSA

arms control, artillery shell, blocks, BlockWarsSA, Conflict prevention, defense industry, Delivery, diplomatic tensions, embargo, fear, global impact, international relations, Media, military equipment, News, Poland, political decision, security concerns, south africa, Transferred, Ukraine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness

Hardcore Chaos: No mercy, just chaos and mayhem! Say goodbye to your items forever!

admins, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, cosmetic rewards, deaths, Discord, Friendly, Goodbye, Graves, Hacks, Hardcore, Hardware, integration, Items, Leaderboards, MAYHEM, mercy, nether roof, p2w, player heads, rules, statistics, Vanilla, Voting, Website, world border

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crops Grown:	5323
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24565

Long-Running Vanilla Hardcore Deathban Minecraft Server, featuring excellent hardware and a friendly community. Most hacks do not work on the server, but you can try.

Check out the website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay to see recent deaths, leaderboards, and player statistics.

Nether Roof Enabled
Default World Border
Player Heads
Graves
Discord integration
No Admins
No Rules
No P2W
Fun cosmetic voting rewards

Join today and make your mark!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	While most hacks do not work, players can still attempt to use them at their own risk.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, the server is an anarchy server with no rules.
Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win feature on the server.
Are there any special rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive fun cosmetic rewards for voting.

EvergreenCraft Minecraft Server

#CeciliaImmergreen, #MEMBERWATCHALONG, #youtube, art, EvergreenCraft, factorio, Grün, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerMusic, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, Livestream, memes, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, Server, Spaghetti, twitter

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4508	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Emeralds Found:	6986

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground spaghetti dungeon where you can feast on unlimited pasta while battling creepers and zombies. Who needs swords when you have meatballs?

2. Our server is run by a group of eccentric virtual YouTubers who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their unique brand of humor. Get ready for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal in the Nether that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Only the bravest players dare to explore this strange realm.

4. We host weekly meme contests where players can submit their funniest Minecraft-related memes for a chance to win rare in-game items. Get creative and show off your meme-making skills!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels griefers and trolls. Try as they might, no one can disrupt the peace and harmony of our quirky Minecraft community.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP – VoreCraft: Feast or Famine

Desires, famine, FANTASY, fantasy creature, feast, fetish, ideal vore husband, ideal vorewife, Intimacy, kink, Marriage, Minecraft, Monster, predator, prey, relationships, Roleplay, satisfaction, smp, taboo, vore, Vore General, vore husband, VoreCraft, vorewife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	3534	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Items Found:	1913	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take vore to a whole new level with our vorewife edition! Join us for some outrageous vore adventures and find your ideal vorewife/husband in the process.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground vore dungeon where you can roleplay as a giant monster devouring unsuspecting players. It’s like a twisted game of hide and seek, but with a lot more saliva.

But that’s not all! We also have a vorewife/husband matchmaking service where you can fill out a questionnaire to find your perfect vore partner. Want someone who can swallow you whole in one gulp? We’ve got you covered.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience vore like never before. Just be careful not to get too attached to your vorewife/husband, they might just eat you for dinner.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Diabetic, disrespectful behavior., functional addict, health complications, informal tenancy, juice box, JuicyCraft, living situation, low blood sugar, Minecraft, moving out, overreaction, personal belongings, Rent, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, Server, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	447827
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

animal products, Bagel, BrunchCraft, cancel brunch, dietary restrictions, ethical eating, family grumbling, fresh fruit, gift, MIL, omelette bar, Problem, protein, respect wishes, SAUSAGE, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, vegetarian guests, wedding brunch, wedding menu, wedding planning, yogurt

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9244	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

DateRuiner, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

BlockyBonerz

atypical desires, bizarre attractions, bizarre turn ons, BlockyBonerz, eccentric arousal, exotic turn ons, kinky desires, odd fetishes, offbeat attractions, out of the ordinary fantasies, peculiar fetishes, peculiar turn-ons, quirky turn ons, strange attractions, strange turn ons, uncommon desires, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional arousal, unique fetishes, unusual turn-ons, weird fetishes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	157	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.

So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.

WarCraftSupplyCo

ACCUSED, firms, long tail tags, russia, sanctions, supplying, US sanctions, war machine, WarCraftSupplyCo

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6370	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TimeTravelMilkNoCry

alter history, avoid regrets, avoid spills, CHANGE, crying, fix mistakes, hindsight, learn from the past, milk mishap, MISTAKES, past, Prevent, prevent accidents, regret, second chances, spilt milk, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelMilkNoCry

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!