Subaru039s Minecraft Servers

Subaru039s Minecraft Servers

  • ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

    ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4561
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

    Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

    And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

    So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoomForGmaLOL

    NoRoomForGmaLOL
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5890
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Votes: 7561 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

    Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2955
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

    Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9340
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Mines Excavated: 3878
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8391 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

    In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

    Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaGreaseCraft

    PizzaGreaseCraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1919
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 401388 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Emeralds Found: 4634 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

    BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8810
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 397826 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Panda Junior High School

    Panda Junior High School
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8314
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Ores Mined: 8497 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

    We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

    Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

    Join our small and tight community today!

    mc.pandasmp.cloud

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MurdocMC

    MurdocMC
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1528
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

    Info:As soon as GeyserMC updates their plugin to work with spigot/paper 1.21, we will introduce the server to Bedrock/Java/Any Version of Minecraft/& make it crossplatform.

    IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

    Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

    murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

    Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4508
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 158 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CommunityCraft SMP Overview

    Server IP play.communitycraft.live
    Discord discord.gg/CommunityCraft
    Bluemap communitycraft.live
    Youtube youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

    What We Offer:

    We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

    NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

    Recent Player Review:

    “This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

    Thanks for checking us out!

    FAQ Questions & Answers:

    Question Answer
    Is this server vanilla-style? Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
    What plugins are used? Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
    How can I join? Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
    What is the server difficulty set to? The difficulty is set to Hard.
    Are there any in-game restrictions? No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

    SpandexCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4635
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 New Chunks Explored: 523883
    Crops Grown: 3997 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

    Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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