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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1879 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2062 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8360 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!