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Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

Anime, Battles, blocky, comedy, Coming of Age, Drama, Edition, emotional, Female Protagonist, friendship, graphic novel, Heartwarming, Isshou Senkin, ISSK, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, romance, school life, slice of life, YuRi

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

actress, beauty, Birthday, BLOCK, British, celebration, Celebrity, emma, emma watson, Emma Watson birthday, Emma Watson celebration, EmmaCraft, FAMOUS, feminist icon, FLAWLESS, Happy, Harry Potter, hermione granger, Hollywood, Inspirational, Role Model, Suit, TALENTED, talented actress, talented woman, Watsons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocky, CREEPERS, ended up, ended up in, fear, how, how I ended up, in, in this situation, McBlockface, me, probably wondering, probably.., Situation, that’s me, thats, this situation, Tread, wondering, Youre, Yup

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
New Chunks Explored:	726833	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	4161	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

aesthetic enthusiasts, art appreciators, art enthusiasts, artistic minds, blocky, bonanza, Builders, contemporary design lovers, creative individuals, creative thinkers, CREEPERS, design aficionados, design enthusiasts, design lovers, designs, fashion enthusiasts, fashionistas, graphic designers, modern art lovers, Resist, style seekers, style-conscious individuals, trend followers, Trendsetters, visual arts enthusiasts

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5122	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

/pol/ approved, America, appreciation, Approval, Approves, assimilation, brazilian pizza, CraftyCannibals, cuisine, Culinary, culture, DELICIOUS, Diversity, Eating, ethnic, ethnic foods, Experience, Exploration, Flavors, foods, Foreign, Immigrant, Mind, POL, Taste

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	320	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

chickens, coding courses, comparison, Defeat, depression, Effort, Failure, Frustration, hopelessness, inadequacy, learning, noobville, perseverance, programming, Rock Paper Scissors, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, Skills, Struggle, success, Syntax, theory

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, collide, coomer, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, Degenerate, discrimination, Frustration, Hate Speech, ignorance, incel, Jews, memes, Misogyny, Oppression, prejudice, racism, sexual desire, sexual frustration, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	5982	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

adoration, Affection, BLOCK, Commitment, CREEPERS, devotion, diamonds, love, Marriage, Marry, partner, Party, Passion, relationship, Significant Other, soulmate, ZETA, Zetas

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

Adventure, character creation, City Elf, Crafty, Dalish Elf, Dwarf Commoner, Dwarf Noble, Dwarven society, Dwarves, Elven culture, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy world, Human Noble, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, Nobility, Noble, Quest, Role-playing community, role-playing game, RPG, Server, storytelling, Ultimate, video game

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

4chan, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, CREEPERS, fake email, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet moderation, internet trolls, IP ban, jannies, Mods, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online identity, online security, privacy, retards, secret, Thread, trolling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!