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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 664 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 1338 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).