straightest – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

Anon, BLOCK, clothed women, controversial, Dabs, fag, Femininity, Gender Roles, Good, gross, HOTTER, Identity, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Masculinity, offensive, Players, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, stigmas, straightest, taboo, VaginaCraft, vaginas

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

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New Server IP
Mystic Pixelmon

1.12.2, Adventure, Minecraft, mystic, novo, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Reforged, Server, Story

Novo servidor Pixelmon Reforged 1.12.2!

Come with us and live an adventure completely different from anything you’ve ever seen before and create your own story!

jogar.mysticpixelmon.com.br

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New Server IP
PixelCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Audience, Broadcast, channel, Chat, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, influencer, Live streaming, Minecraft, ONLINE, online gaming, pixelcraft, Server, social media, Streamer, Subscribers, twitch, video games, Viewers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds to all players who join the server. Who needs a genie when you have a unicorn admin?

3. The Nether in our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides, ghast volleyball tournaments, and pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. It’s the perfect vacation spot for all Minecraft players.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds it becomes the ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold

2000s emoticons, Behavior, cold, Communication, culture, ellipsis, emotional, emotive, exclamation mark, expressive, German men, internet messaging, Messaging, ONLINE, Rational, SMPRationalAndCold, Spam, steam friends, Stereotypes, WhyAreTheyMinecraft, Women, xd

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

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New Server IP
TrivialCraft

Factions, Survival PvP Creative Roleplay Skyblock Economy Minigames Towny Pixelmon Prison Hardcore Modded Whitelisted Vanilla Adventure Parkour Quests Custom Plugins Events Technic Pack

This is a new up-and-coming server. At the moment, the server mainly focuses on factions but will be expanding soon.

mc.trivialcraft.net

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New Server IP
Elythium

Anarchy, Availability, bedrock, Beta Phase, Boxpvp, bugs, Community, Discord, Elythium, Friendly, game quality, Good, Ip:, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modalities, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, server forum, Skyblock, Survival, well-configured

Elythium. Are you looking for a server with a friendly community, cheap ranks, good and well-configured modalities, with very good game quality? Then you are in the right place. Elythium is a server created for you. # Modalities – KITPVP – BOXPVP # Important The server is in beta phase and may have some bugs. Any type of bug/error, comment on the Server Forum. # Discord https://discord.gg/3tcwUfeYS6 Ip: Elythium.net # Availability: Java and Bedrock. Thanks for reading. We are waiting for you in Elythium!

elythium.net:25576

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New Server IP
Crafty Invest Minecraft Server

asset allocation, capital gains, Crafty, dividends, economic growth, finance, financial independence, financial literacy, invest, investing, Investments, long term investing, Minecraft, national economy, personal finance, Portfolio, retirement planning, risk management, Server, stock market, Stock selection, stocks, Trading, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old stocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stocks you’ll be investing in are virtual diamonds and emeralds! Forget about Wall Street, join our server and become a virtual billionaire in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will give you insider trading tips in exchange for your best carrot crops. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So why haven’t you joined yet? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the richest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs stocks when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft financial domination!

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New Server IP
Whores Are Cool Minecraft SMP

Cool, Good, I love whores, long tail tag, love, Minecraft, smp, Whores

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to love whores (good)! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And that’s not even the best part – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with whores (good), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
Balkania

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Enter the world of Balkania, a server where a community of Minecraft fans from all over the Balkans gathers on a unique map and an unforgettable gaming experience. Balkania is not just a place to play – it’s a place to meet, compete and create alliances with players from all over the region. With a wide range of mods, mini-games and regularly organized events, the server provides unlimited possibilities for every Minecraft enthusiast.

Balkaniamc.com

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New Server IP
JustMine » Come in! » Version 1.8-1.19.x Minecraft server

administrators, atmosphere, Battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, comfortable, cozy lobby, Creative, effects, Fans, Friends, Game, inexpensive donation, Items, Join, KitPvP, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Spleef, TNT Run, unique skins

(ps The server runs on versions 1.8-1.19.x)

Minecraft server JustMine invites you to join the exciting world of mini-games! Here you will find BedWars, KitPVP and Creative+, where every player can find something to their liking. Our mini-games will provide you with exciting gameplay and a lot of positive emotions.

On the JustMine server you can appreciate our advantages:

1. Inexpensive donation – we offer a variety of products for players at affordable prices. Buy unique skins, items and effects to stand out from other players.

2. Adequate admins – our administrators are always ready to help you understand the rules of the game, answer questions and solve problems that arise. You can be sure that your game will be played comfortably and without violations.

3. Cozy lobby – our server has a beautiful and comfortable lobby where you can enjoy the atmosphere of the game and prepare for the upcoming battles.

The JustMine server is a great place for fans of mini-games in Minecraft. Join us, enjoy the game and share your impressions with your friends!

5.188.118.142:30204

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New Server IP
Neuro’s Hive – Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, games, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because we have Neuro-sama, the AI overlord ready to take over your gaming experience! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants almost daily. Join our server today and witness the chaos unfold as Neuro-sama interacts with her chat in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence, and don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI shenanigans. Need a break from the madness? Watch some of Neuro-sama’s music and clips or dive into our educational resources to learn more about AI (or just enjoy the chaos).

And if you want to show your support for our AI overlord, check out our merch and rock some Neuro-sama swag while you conquer the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution!

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