Straightest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Players, Masculinity, BLOCK

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

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BoyfriendBossCraft

organization, Conflict Resolution, bedtime, BoyfriendBossCraft, gaming addiction

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of dealing with gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their screens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict bedtime policy! That’s right, no more late-night gaming sessions that leave you tired and cranky the next day.

Join us and experience the joy of going to bed at a reasonable hour, just like your parents always wanted. Our server is perfect for those who struggle with socializing too much and need time to decompress – we totally get it. Plus, we have a special feature that ensures you never have to sleep alone at night, even if you have severe anxiety. Our virtual nightlights will keep the monsters away and help you drift off to dreamland.

And if you’re tired of being the one who always has to make phone calls and appointments for your ADHD partner, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is full of helpful NPCs who can take care of all those pesky tasks for you. So come join us and say goodbye to fatigue, low mood, and endless gaming sessions that never seem to end. It’s time to prioritize self-care and get some much-needed rest on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

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SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP

curriculum, education, ACADEMIC, technology education, social justice

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers! Plus, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours! So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas change their minds and decide to take over the world instead!

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MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

political event, Online platforms, reddit, tech industry, MuskCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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ÜmitCraft Minecraft Server

legal action, arrest, far right, ÜmitCraft, Turkish politics

So, like, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party up in here! We got the leader of Türkiye’s far-right Victory Party, Ümit Özdağ, causin’ chaos and gettin’ arrested left and right for incitin’ hatred and hostility. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, amirite? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Build with us, fight with us, and maybe even get arrested with us! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear! So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyPandaHealthCo

pandemic response, World Health Organization, public health, international relations, foreign policy

haha, u ever want to join a minecraft server that has the backing of a whole country? well, this server is supported by CHINA, bro! they got ur back like a creeper sneaking up on u in the dark. u know u want to be part of this epic adventure, where the mobs are as crazy as a panda on a sugar rush.

join now and be part of the epic quest to support the World Health Organization, just like China. u can build hospitals, research cures, and fight off viruses with ur diamond sword. who needs the US when u got China on ur side in minecraft?

come on, don’t be a noob, join this server now and show the world that u support WHO and have the power of China behind u. plus, u might even get a special panda pet to ride into battle. what are u waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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Urban Hazards Hotspots

economic disparities, low-income, exposure, Infrastructure, emergency preparedness

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have 87 million Europeans running around getting exposed to natural hazards! It’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in Minecraft form!

We got hotspots everywhere, baby! Urban density and economic disparities are our middle names. You’ll never know what’s gonna hit you next on this server. Will it be a tornado? A tsunami? Maybe even a volcanic eruption? Who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!

So come on down and join the chaos. Build your house in a wealthy urban area or a low-income rural region. Just watch out for those natural hazards, they’ll get ya every time. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in Minecraft style!

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Eternal Mane 1.20

self love, hairy women, mane, body positive movement, body hair pride

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got the Bushy Babes, but none of that fat or old stuff, only the finest pixelated babes for your viewing pleasure. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocks and creepers instead of dollar bills. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into fat and old pixelated babes, then maybe this server ain’t for you. But if you’re into the good stuff, come on in and let’s get blocky with it!

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SpecialNeedsMC Server

tutoring, Time management, family dynamics, extracurricular activities, demanding jobs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to juggle two young kids, demanding jobs, and extracurricular activities? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where anything can happen – just like trying to balance work, kids, and a failing relationship. And hey, if you think you can handle all that, maybe you’ll even have time to help out our special needs cousin who may or may not end up in foster care.

So come on down to our server and see if you’re up for the challenge. Who needs stability and sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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LilBroNoGoHomeCraft

live with me, LilBroNoGoHomeCraft, sheltered, cost effective, Moving

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping you escape real-life family drama! Are you tired of your mom trying to pawn off your little brother on you just because he’s starting college? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a virtual dorm for him and never have to worry about driving him around or dealing with his cat drama!

Join us now and experience the joy of creating your own virtual world where siblings can live in harmony (or at least not drive each other crazy). Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to deal with awkward family conversations again. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life family complications!

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