straightest – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

Anon, BLOCK, clothed women, controversial, Dabs, fag, Femininity, Gender Roles, Good, gross, HOTTER, Identity, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Masculinity, offensive, Players, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, stigmas, straightest, taboo, VaginaCraft, vaginas

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

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Minecraft Mental Health Boost

anxiety, Boost, depression, eating problems, Effectiveness, externalizing problems, health, Improvement, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, outcomes, positive effects, psychological well-being, research, Single-session therapy, SSIs, substance use, Therapy, treatment engagement, uptake

come join dis minecraft server where we make ur mental health betta in just one session!!! like seriously, 83% of players say dey feelin’ all sorts of good afta just one session!!! anxiety? depression? eatin’ problems? we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got ridonkulous builds and crazy adventures dat will make u forget all ur troubles. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s get dat mental health glow up together!!!

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Epic Craft Realm 1.21

Anime, Anons, Craft, Entertainment, Epic, Fun, Fun personalities, Gaming, gundam, Gundam fan, metal gear, Metal Gear fan, new, newbie, Open to everything, Realm, Recommendations, recommendations needed, Saruei, video content, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Watching

Bro, forget Vtubers, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual creepers that do the floss dance and virtual pigs that fly helicopters. It’s like Vtubers on steroids, bro! Plus, our virtual world is filled with metal gear and Gundam references, just like your girl Saruei loves. So come join us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity!

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ForeignCountryLife – Minecraft SMP

adapting to new surroundings, adjusting to different time zones, Culture Shock, currency exchange, dealing with stereotypes, expat life, feeling like an outsider, food differences, ForeignCountryLife, healthcare system, homesickness, language barrier, legal issues, living abroad, making new friends, Minecraft, missing family and friends, navigating bureaucracy, smp, social isolation, transportation challenges, unfamiliar customs, visa requirements

OMG guys, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas. Like, no one told me that living in this foreign country would involve battling giant chickens and riding on rainbow unicorns, but it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦄🔥💎

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MineCraftyCongressPayGap

Accountability, Congress, cost of living, economic justice, federal minimum wage, financial transparency, Government, income equality, legislation, MineCraftyCongressPayGap, political ethics., political reform, public opinion, public policy, public servants, REPRESENTATIVES, Salaries, salary increase, state minimum wage, U.S. Senators, wage disparity

Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!

Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!

Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!

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MyanmarRescueCraft

Abuse, compounds, crackdown, criminal networks, criminal syndicates, Exploitation, forced labor, fraud, human trafficking, illegal activities, illegal scam, law enforcement, Migrant workers, myanmar, MyanmarRescueCraft, organized crime, rescue mission, rescue operation, Southeast Asia, thailand, Victims

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the server for u! we got crazier adventures than a llama on a pogo stick! imagine this: u log on and ur immediately transported to a land where u gotta rescue thousands of players from illegal scam compounds in Myanmar! but don’t worry, Thailand is on the case with a huge crackdown! join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s save some virtual lives together!

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Voidlands Lifesteal Middle School

alliances, auction house, competitive, Cosmetics, crate keys, Cross-Play, DOMINANCE, Griefing, Jobs, king of the hill, LifeSteal, Loot, MONEY, Npcs, pvp arena, Ranks, Rewards, Shops, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Warps

Voidlands Lifesteal Middle School

A competitive Lifesteal survival experience! Kill players to steal their hearts, form alliances, and fight to be the last one standing! Griefing is allowed, so build smart and stay sharp!

Features:

• Heart-Stealing System – Lose hearts on death, steal them from players and mobs! • Random Teleport – Start your journey anywhere in the wild! • NPCs & Shops – Talk to NPCs, buy, sell, and trade! • Auction House – Sell your items and bid for the best deals! • Crate Keys & Rewards – Unlock powerful loot! • Ranks & Cosmetics – Stand out with exclusive perks and styles! • Jobs & Skills – Earn money, level up, and get stronger! • PvP Arena & King of the Hill – Prove your dominance in battle! • Fast Warps – Instantly travel to key locations!

144.34.86.9:19360

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Ethereal Haven

description, Ethereal Haven, Minecraft, pmc, PvE, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Ethereal Haven is a 1.21.4 Vanilla+ Survival Server. Feel free to join now or check out our PMC page for an official description.

play.etherealhaven.xyz

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Adventure Partners 1.21.2

Yo yo yo, dis server be like dat teacher who be givin’ F’s to da kid in da corner! But guess what? On dis server, ain’t nobody gonna be left out like dat lonely kid! We all about inclusivity and fun times, so join us and never feel like a loner again!

We got parties, we got games, we got builds that will blow your mind! Ain’t no F’s given here, just good times and epic adventures! So what you waitin’ for? Join us now and be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Boundaries, college, emotional turmoil, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, Guilt, long distance, Manipulation, maternal relationship, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mormon upbringing, Mother Daughter, no contact, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, self-care, Server, Siblings, strained relationship, unwanted visit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship with their mom.

Are you ready to navigate through the complex dynamics of family ties while building your dream Minecraft world? Our server is the perfect place for those who love drama, suspense, and unexpected plot twists.

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing who will show up at your virtual doorstep next! Will it be a long-lost sibling seeking revenge, or maybe a distant cousin looking to reconcile? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on in and join the fun – because on our Minecraft server, family drama is just another block to build with!

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GiftedGFDeserterCraft

band concert, Communication Issues, deserting girlfriend, dramatic exit, Frustration, gift giving, GiftedGFDeserterCraft, hotel accommodation, impulsive decision, inflexibility, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., navigation problems, outfit choice, planning ahead, relationship conflict, solo adventure, surprise trip, threatening texts, train tickets

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you like a last-minute trip to see your favorite band with your long-distance GF? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this wild story.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to follow a plan that keeps changing, just like trying to navigate through a maze in Minecraft. Will you be able to keep up with the constantly shifting directions and instructions?

And don’t worry, we promise not to blame you for taking off your pants in the game. Unless, of course, it’s a strategic move to confuse your opponents in a PvP battle.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Just like trying to plan a surprise trip with your significant other!

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