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UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

UnfairCraft

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, good things happen, judgmental attitudes, life isn’t fair, life struggles, mental health, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self improvement, SSRIs, stop whining, trying hard, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Weed

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

1btc Minecraft SMP Holder

1btc, asset management, Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital growth, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, digital investment, financial strategy, hodl, hodling, holder, Holding, Investment, long term, Minecraft, Passive, patience, smp, Store of Value, Wealth preservation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

CheerCraftCentral

caring companion, CheerCraftCentral, cheerful friend, comforting presence, compassionate friend, dependable shoulder, Emotional support, encouraging words, good listener, happiness booster, kind soul, loving presence, loyal ally, Mood lifter, positive vibes, reliable confidant, supportive family, Thoughtful gestures, trusted advisor, understanding confidant, uplifting spirits

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Looking for a place to escape the real world and have a blast with your pals? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

Need a break from the stress of daily life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh with your friends. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will always know how to cheer you up, whether it’s with a well-timed joke or a ridiculous prank.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of laughter, friendship, and chicken shenanigans!

HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

Assassination, Beirut strike, Conflict, DAUGHTER, family, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, Killed, lebanon, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Political, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unrest, violence, War, Zainab Nasrallah, ZainabGoneBoom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

black communities, blocky, community empowerment, Community safety, Crime Prevention, criminal justice reform, ghetto, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide rates, minority communities, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, shootout, social inequality, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, Urban violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, anniversary, Builds, COSPLAY, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, gragas, LAUGH, league of legends, lolg, loud, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Server, Sivir, trundle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, aggravated, ANNOYED, Disgruntled, done, exasperated, exhausted, fed up, finished, Frustrated, I’M, irritated, Minecraft, over it, perturbed, sick, sick of, smp, tired, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

AuntieSlayin’Craft

aunt-niece relationship, AuntieSlayinCraft, childhood development, children’s behavior, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, Moral values, parenting, parenting challenges, school friendships, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social etiquette, Social Skills, standing up for friends, teaching empathy, teaching respect

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

FearlessCraft SMP

conquering fear, courage, facing fears, fear, fear management, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the unknown, FearlessCraft, fearlessness, inner strength, mental strength, overcoming fear, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crops Grown:	1060
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	2445	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

CraftyMorningFun

Breakfast, coffee, CraftyMorningFun, early riser, energized, Exercise, favorite morning activities, fresh start, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, morning rituals, morning routine, Peaceful, positive start, productive day, self-care, start the day right, sunrise

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse, Crisis, emergency, evacuation, Government, iran, Iran news, leader, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Precaution, precautionary measures, Protection, Relocation, Report, Safety, safety protocol, SECURITY, security measures, supreme leader

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	163

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!