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StressCraft: No Manly Conformity

conformity, Gender norms, manly, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, seeking help, societal expectations, stress, StressCraft, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, CraftyMinds, depression, Despair, financial struggles, hopelessness, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self worth, Server, social isolation, suicidal feelings, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment, worthless education

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3941
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.

Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.

And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.

Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?

So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	6909
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7668
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Crops Grown:	6740
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Farms Harvested:	130
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com