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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6414 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 454 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 8908 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary block-eating dragon, Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating Steve will grant you the power to control time itself, allowing you to turn back the clock and undo all those embarrassing deaths by falling into lava.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.