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TallGirlCraft Minecraft Server

168cm, beauty, body standards, Elegant, fashion, Girls, height, height requirements, High heels, long legs, measurements, Minecraft, Modeling Industry, models, runway, Server, slim, statuesque, stature, Tall, taller, TallGirlCraft, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	7354
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow players who are 168cm or taller! Why, you ask? Because tall girls rule the world, that’s why! Plus, our server is equipped with special potions that make your character grow even taller in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of towering over your Minecraft friends like a giantess, this is the server for you! Join now and let your height be your superpower!

CanopyMC: Where the trees are tall, but our players are even taller!

BirbMC, Blezzy, CanopyMC, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, hermitcraft, Ip:, Lasagn, malls, Minecraft, Modpack, Plasmo, Player Run Economy, Players, season-based, Semi Vanilla, Server, stores, Tall, taller, Trees, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

CanopyMC Overview

Server Type	HermitCraft-like community server
Features	Player-run economy, frequent in-game events, QoL modpack
Links	Discord: Join our Discord Minecraft IP: canopymc.net Dynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

What is the server type of CanopyMC?

CanopyMC is a HermitCraft-like, tight-knight, Minecraft community server.

How long have players been playing on CanopyMC?

Many players have been playing together since 1.10.

What kind of events are hosted on CanopyMC?

Staff-hosted in-game events such as Sardines, Hide and Seek, parkour races, player versus player matches, and more.

Is there a player-run economy on CanopyMC?

Yes, players can build stores and sell their wares to other players.

What QoL modpack is available on CanopyMC?

A QoL modpack is available with features like a proximity voice chat mod Plasmo.

How can I connect to CanopyMC?

You can join our Discord for more information or use the Minecraft IP canopymc.net to connect.

AquaCool Grad Minecraft Server

achievement, Aqua, AquaCool, cap and gown, celebration, ceremony, college, commencement, Cool, future plans, Grad, graduating, Graduation, high school, memorable event, milestone, Minecraft, proud moment, Senior, Server, STUDENT, subaru, success, University

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Aqua is graduating from Minecraft University. Don’t worry, it’s not Subaru (phew!). Join our server to celebrate Aqua’s big day and maybe even crash the graduation ceremony with a mob of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP – /lol/ – Llama Out Loud

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Help, Learn to inpaint, Llama, lol, loud, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only help you get is from the occasional friendly player? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer “help” in a whole new way! Need help building a castle? We’ll spawn a dragon to help you out. Need help mining for diamonds? We’ll send in a team of ninja villagers to assist. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoFamilyGatheringsMC Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, event planning, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, hosting events, house cleaning, house maintenance, house parties, messy houses, NoFamilyGatheringsMC, party etiquette, Respect, Server, social gatherings, social norms

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being the designated party host for your messy family? Do you want a place where you can gather with friends without worrying about spilled drinks, chipped paint, and muddy footprints? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream house without the fear of it getting trashed by your messy relatives. No more arguments about who has to clean up the mess, because in our virtual world, everything stays pristine and perfect.

Don’t be the family scapegoat anymore, join our server and escape the chaos of real life gatherings. Build, explore, and have fun in a world where cleanliness is next to blockiness!

NephewDefenseSisAITA

aita, child custody, Commitment, court proceedings, custody battle, defending oneself, family, family agreement, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forgiveness, half siblings, legal custody, nephew, NephewDefenseSisAITA, parenting, sibling relationships, sister, Stability, stepdad

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than legal custody battles and family drama!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the story of Kian and his back-and-forth living situation. Will he stay with his aunt and uncle? Will his mom ever commit to him? Find out on our server!

With more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie, you’ll never know what’s coming next on our server. Will Kian finally reconcile with his half siblings? Will his mom ever forgive her sister for taking legal custody? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs Netflix when you’ve got drama like this unfolding right in front of your eyes? Don’t miss out on the craziest server around – join today!

NewBeginningsMC SMP

breaking ties, cutting off connections, fresh start, Leaving the past behind, moving on, new beginnings, NewBeginningsMC, rebuilding life, Relocation, smp, starting afresh, starting anew, Starting from scratch, starting over, starting over alone, starting over and succeeding, starting over and thriving, starting over in a new place, starting over with a clean slate, starting over with no baggage, starting over with no contacts

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	4108	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of being tied down by your old Minecraft friends who keep stealing your diamonds and burning down your builds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start over and make new friends who won’t grief your stuff!

Join us on our server where we have a secret underground society of players who have all “started over” in a new world, leaving behind their old friends and enemies. How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say there may have been some sneaky teleportation involved and a few potions of invisibility.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sneaky players trying to avoid drama. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret dance party room hidden deep within the server. So come join us and leave your old Minecraft life behind for a fresh start filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos.

CraftyCashLand

abundance, Charity, CraftyCashLand, dreams, financial freedom, fulfillment, Generosity, giving back, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Investments, Lifestyle, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, prosperity, SECURITY, success, wealth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

If you became a multi-millionaire today, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a hidden world filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and talking llamas who give out financial advice.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of our server, you’ll find a secret vault filled with unlimited riches and a hot tub full of golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish involves building a giant statue of yourself out of emeralds).

So forget buying a yacht or a private island – join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

BorderBreachMC Server

border crossing, BorderBreachMC, Breach, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, Military Action, News, Reports, Russian borders, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINIAN FORCES BREACHING RUSSIAN BORDERS IN KURSK REGION! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! COME BUILD YOUR BASE AND FIGHT OFF THE INVADERS WITH YOUR TRUSTY DIAMOND SWORD! WHO NEEDS WORLD WAR III WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

CraftyHarrisVP

2020 election, breaking news, Campaign, CraftyHarrisVP, democratic party, Democratic ticket, election, harris, Harris-Walz ticket, kamala harris, political news, Politics, potential VP, Presidential election, running mate, TIM WALZ, vice president, vice presidential candidate, vp, Walz

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF!

ChewCraft: Deeper Issues Server

annoyance, ChewCraft, Chewing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Couples counseling, Deeper, deeper issues, emotional intelligence, Frustration, introspection, Issues, mindfulness, partner, personal growth, red flag, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Simmering, Therapy, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

So, like, picture this: you’re mining away in the caves, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear it. The sound of your partner’s chewing echoing through the mineshaft. It’s like nails on a chalkboard, but worse. But hey, don’t worry! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life relationships!

On our server, we have a special feature where you can mute all chewing sounds. That’s right, no more annoying crunching ruining your gaming experience. Plus, our community is so chill that you’ll forget all about your partner’s weird eating habits.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the hidden entrance and claim your riches. Who needs relationship drama when you can be rolling in virtual wealth?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Just watch out for creepers, they’re not as cute as they sound.