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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 366 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Are you tired of being oppressed by the French language and their globohomo agenda? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in made-up languages like Pig Latin and Simlish! Say goodbye to French influence and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made out of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to speak to chickens and they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe to you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and overthrow the French globohomo empire, one block at a time!
