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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!
But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!
And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!
Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!
