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SmokedCraft Minecraft Server

Alternate Reality, Creative, creator, Dreamlike, fantastical, fictional universe, hallucinogenic, imagination, Innovative, inspiration, mind-altering, mind-bending, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, series, Server, Shinza Bansho, SmokedCraft, smoking, surreal, Unique, Visionary, world-building

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	583457
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is filled with players who have the creativity of Picasso and the strategic skills of Sun Tzu. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Aki’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aki, Akis, blocky, I love Aki, long tail, love, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is upside down and pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you kill them. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti.

But that’s not all! Our server is run by none other than Aki, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. Rumor has it that Aki can build a castle in under 5 minutes and has a pet llama that can do the floss dance.

So come join us on our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love Aki?

CousinClashCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concerns, CousinClashCraft, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Decision making, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Family Values, intervention, Marriage, marriage advice, mental health, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, young love

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mines Excavated:	2772	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where proposing at a birthday party is the norm and where getting married young is the key to success!

We have players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of family members to interact with. Plus, we have a special feature where you can steal stumps and run around yelling about it – just like Jane! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you have some undiagnosed mental condition, we embrace all types here.

Join now and be part of a community where sticking your nose in other people’s business is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knows, you might even end up destroying a relationship or two – all in good fun, of course. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Zelenskiy’s Minecraft Server: Biden’s $225M Fun!

225M, biden, Bidens, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, Fun, funding, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, military aid, Minecraft, nato, Partnership, presidential meeting, security assistance, Server, summit, Support, Ukraine, united states, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military aid than biden meeting zelenskiy in france! we got $225 million worth of weapons and armor to help you conquer the virtual world! fight off creepers and zombies with our insane arsenal of weapons! who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now and show the world who’s boss on our epic minecraft server!

BlockPartyEU

BlockPartyEU, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, elections, EU, Europe, european union, far right, future generations, nationalism, political ideologies, political landscape, political parties, Politics, populist, right wing, Social Issues, voter turnout, Voting, young people, youth activism

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	236	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1857

so, like, u ever wanted to be da ruler of europe? well, dis server is ur chance, bro! all da cool kids r joinin cuz we got da best parties and da sickest builds. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns pooping rainbows. u wanna be da king or queen of dis land? den join us and show dem oldies who’s boss. plus, we got free pizza every friday night. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, join da fun and be da coolest kid in europe.

UniverseScratchers

Communication, Connections, Deep Conversations, Depth, discovering new layers, diving beneath the surface, Empathy, ENCOUNTERS, enriching experiences, Exploration, getting to know others, human complexity, Individuality, Meaningful connections, personal growth, relationships, social interactions, Understanding, unique perspectives, universe of experiences, UniverseScratchers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where every player is a wild adventure waiting to happen! we got players with stories crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes! another player tamed a whole army of creepers and used them to take over a village!

if you join our server, you’ll be entering a world where the only limit is your imagination! build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a dragon, or create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure! the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft server adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineFart Minecraft Server

fart, fart no smell, fart sniff, fart sniff no smell, Minecraft, MineFart, no smell, Server, sniff, sniff no smell

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate fart-sniffing paradise! Yes, you heard that right – on our server, you can fart to your heart’s content and sniff away without any stinky consequences. Join us for a gas-tastic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sense of smell)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fart-sniffing festivities begin!

CraftyVidz Minecraft Server

#youtube, better game, collaboration, Community, CraftyVidz, creativity, Dedicated Servers, existing systems, First Person Shooter, free download, free FPS, game development, Gaming Community, indie game, innovation, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, offline bots, open source, Server, steam workshop, V

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	1886
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can battle it out with offline bots, create your own mods, and even host your own dedicated server – all for free!

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community ever created by /v/. We promise you endless hours of fun, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show that random YouTuber who’s boss!

StepMomsCash Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family loyalty, family secret, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, funeral expenses, Infidelity, Inheritance, life insurance, Minecraft, money owed, Server, single income, step mom, stepfamily relationships, StepMomsCash, stepmother, supporting, Ultimatum, wedding expenses

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family secrets unfold just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s stepmom and her quest for life insurance money.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of deciding whether to pay back your stepmom for your wedding? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique quests and challenges, including navigating complicated family dynamics and financial dilemmas.

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where lunch dates turn into ultimatums and hugs are followed by threatening messages. Will you choose to pay back the money and have your stepmom out of your life forever, or will you embrace the drama and keep her as family?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the excitement of virtual family drama and financial decisions in a way you never thought possible. Join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

NoVapeZoneMC

Airbnb, Airbnb rules, aita, bachelorette trip, Chill, different light, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, friend conflict, friend disrespect, House, house rules, indoor vaping, Lecture, NoVapeZoneMC, overreacting, Respect, rules, smoking, vape indoors, Vaping

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4279	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of disrespectful friends who vape indoors and ruin your Airbnb experience? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where vaping indoors is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a vape-friendly paradise where you can blow clouds to your heart’s content without anyone judging you. Plus, we have a special “Vape Master” rank for those who can blow the biggest clouds in our virtual world. Join now and show off your vaping skills in a safe and welcoming environment!