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SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Votes:	1407

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Animals Bred:	86
Emeralds Found:	7276	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Votes:	1348	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

astonishing history, Bytes, eye-opening history, fascinating history, hidden history, historical curiosities, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, Historical Secrets, History, history trivia, intriguing history, jaw-dropping history, little known history, mind-blowing history, obscure history, overlooked history, Shocking History, ShookCraft, surprising facts, surprising revelations, Unbelievable History, untold history

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!