New Minecraft Servers 2025

Spell for love and happiness Minecraft Servers

Spell for love and happiness Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

    Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 7277
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1113 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

    But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1363
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

    But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

    Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5300
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

    Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2067
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1859 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Animals Bred: 140
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kot Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 9136
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coomer Central Minecraft Server

    Coomer Central Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 6000
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Enchantments Applied: 199

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

    WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8008
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Emeralds Found: 4563 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sovereign

    Sovereign
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6052
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3119 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

    playsovereign.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

    Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7957
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Votes: 8777 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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