sp:dt=2019-07-09T09:30:00Z Minecraft Servers

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

blocks, concealed emotions, concealed past, confidential information, confidential revelations, covert confession, darkest secret, deepest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, personal secrets, private confessions, private matters, secret revelations, SecretCraft, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed history, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed truth, Unleash, untold story

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	298

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

bangladesh, Burnt, CraftyRahulsHouseBurnt, crime, Cultural, Destroyed, Destruction, handcrafted instruments, heritage, historical, house looted, Looting, Loss, Music, Outrage, protest, robbery, Singer Rahul Ananda, Tragedy, Unrest, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

abbreviate, abbreviation, Communication, Conversation, INSTANCES, Language, linguistics, Phone, PHONES, PoleCraft, Poles, Shorten, spoken, Talking, Technology, telecommunication, telephone, telephone poles, terminology, VERBAL, Words, Written

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
New Chunks Explored:	831534	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Runes Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8727
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!