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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 422 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8235 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of playable cuties! That’s right, you can choose from a variety of adorable characters to play as, each with their own special abilities like shooting rainbows out of their hands or summoning unicorns to ride into battle.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and I’ll personally buy your game for you. That’s right, you heard me correctly. I’ll reach into my virtual wallet and purchase Minecraft for you so you can start playing on our server right away.
Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive in-game wedding where all the players dressed up in fancy pixelated suits and gowns. The cake was made entirely out of diamond blocks and the ceremony was officiated by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, we’ve got playable cuties and free game purchases waiting for you!
