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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6995 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.