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CraftyDestinyMC Server

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, bungie, Bungie Press Kits, CraftyDestinyMC, curse of osiris, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny General, Destiny Item Manager, Destiny Tracker, dim, Dps, Gunsmith, press kits, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.0.8

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Curse of Osiris? Look no further, because our server is the Final Shape of all Minecraft servers!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so awesome, it’s like Bungie’s new path but in blocky form.

Need resources? We got you covered with DIM, Armor Picker, API, Stats, Braytech, Gunsmith, and more! It’s like having your own personal vault in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now before the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, and DPS of our server become legendary tales that even the Guardians of Destiny will envy. Don’t miss out on the fun, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

MogMaster Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, attachment, Beloved, care, Crush, Darling, devotion, emotion, endearment, feelings, Fondness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, MogMaster, Passion, relationship, sentiment, smp, sweetheart, tenderness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBlingCraft

accolades, Admiration, affirmation, Affirmations, appreciation, Approval, BlockBlingCraft, compliments, encouragement, flattery, kind words, kudos, positive comments, positive feedback, praise, recognition, validation, words of praise

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!

Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.

CraftyKyivDronez

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyKyivDronez, Defense, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, international relations, Military, Military operations, Moscow, political tensions, Russian facilities, SECURITY, strategic targeting, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostMenopausalCraft

coronavirus, Covid-19, health outcomes, Healthcare, infected patients, lasting symptoms, Long Haul, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical study, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-COVID, post-infection symptoms, postmenopausal women, PostMenopausalCraft, research, survey, Symptoms, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	New Chunks Explored:	349230
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Votes:	1125	Ores Mined:	3584
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5548
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm